me, whenever i chime in on my players discussion to remind them of something or offer advice: hey y’all, god here
How long would it take you to walk from your home to the nearest grocery store?
≤15 minutes
≤30 minutes
≤45 minutes
≤1 hour
≤2 hours
≤3 hours
≤6 hours
≤12 hours
>12 hours
*If you can’t walk that far or the roads to the store aren’t safe to walk just pretend you can and they are for the purposes of this poll.
ot3:
nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you’re not logged in
fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?
The Batfam dressing up for Halloween. Bruce lets them, under the condition that they still wear enough of their uniforms that people are able to recognize them
Nightwing- He owns a sexy maid outfit for this night only. Nobody believes he only wears it one night a year. Despite the fact that he does
Red Hood- His old Robin costume. Complete with cobwebs and smudges of dirt to make it look like he’s a ghost. Yes, he’s breaking Batman’s rule, but he doesn’t care
Orphan and Spoiler- They switch uniforms. The bright purple, snarky hero being silent and able to appear out of nowhere is almost as terrifying as the normally silent shadow speaking and giggling
Red Robin- He wanders Gotham covered in blood. Everyone preys it’s fake blood. No one’s had the guts to ask
Signal- He has a collection of slasher flick masks. He likes to go through the batcave and pick out weapons to match each mask
Robin- He doesn’t want to dress up. At all. Dick convinces him to at least wear cat ears
Batman- He put large googly eyes over the lenses on his mask. The people he busts that night have never been more scared in their lives
Some goon: *hurts red hood in a fight*
Batman, swooping in: you monster. You should know better than to hurt a child in my city.
Goon: uhh that’s a fully grown man?
Batman: A child. A baby boy. Thats… somebody’s son. Probably.
Jason: oh my god dad you’re so fucking embarrassing








